Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

premium white

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Premium Unleaded

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004

Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.

I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.

by TheOGnation August 1, 2019

premium cunt

This guy was better than sliced bread. He is a premium cunt

My mate Vito was a good man, you could say he was a premium cunt!

by FIDARRIS August 27, 2019

Premium Mench

Premium Mench- food of the upmost quality. However, this does not only apply to fine dining. If you find yourself to be high or intoxicated, any food that can satisfy your craving in such a way that you loose the ability to speak can be considered as well.

Guy 1: Hey heard you are going out for Chad's birthday.
Guy 2: Yeah we are gonna get some premium mench.

Guy 1: MMEEEENNCCHH

by Leah Biasi July 1, 2019