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Offline

Mark's divorce cost him everything so he decided to OFFLINE Karen.
by R.PM.H.M.T June 13, 2025
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Offline

Mark's divorce cost him everything so he decided to OFFLINE Karen!
by R.PM.H.M.T June 13, 2025
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Appearing Offline

The act of hiding the activity of ones Xbox account. Usually indicating "willingness for breeding homosexually" Players whom appear offline are faggot twinks who often get off to homosexually furry rape porn.
"Yo bro, i'm appearing offline, I'm hella gay and want to be fucked up the ass"
by Bill Gates Sr August 19, 2025
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not online
he is offline right now
by iminthethickofiteeverybodyknow February 24, 2025
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Someone that Off-line they are off from the line
FOR PHONE CALLS
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT
by dirty_earth July 2, 2024
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Offline

Offline is when someone says one is offline in certain contexts. For example for when someone is out of the loop or doesn’t get/understand a reference of a popular meme/audio/term. Another way it can be use is if someone is zoning or not paying attention they are “offline”. Lastly it can be used when someone is not currently physically there.
Example 1

person a: *zoning out*
person b: *looks over to person a* Bro’s offline.

example 2

person a: So, you’re my pookie.
person b: What? What does pookie mean?
person a: Are you offline?

example 3
person a: Wait, where’s person c?
person b: Oh, person c is offline.
by pookieisoffline<3 July 5, 2024
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Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025
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