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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.
Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
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3 notifications

when you send someone 3 notifications to tell them you miss then
you gave me 3 notifications do you miss them?
by maxtaunt January 14, 2022
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Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications
I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies
by epic cunt September 6, 2016
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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You are my best notification

It means when you talk to me Facebook, Twitter or Was-sup my heart would reply and I hardly reply!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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