Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

by Lexatic September 23, 2020

SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.

1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?

by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018

Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another

person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”

by Aeeman February 10, 2020

Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.

How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.

by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024

Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day

Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best

by MFTMG November 8, 2021

Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.

Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”

by The halal guy June 12, 2025