A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?
by Gator6977 August 24, 2020
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The sun was bright, so I could see Olaf's nordic shadow
by Nordic Shadow February 24, 2017
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