nick

nick:(noun)a common typo that people make while they really mean to type dick

SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: omg i luv u nick!!!
nick: aww shucks
nick: thanks
nick: i love you too
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: oh oops sorry
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i meant to say
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i luv ur dick!!!

by iloveyounick January 18, 2009

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a mean person who thinks life was created to make jokes on women and crush them

o man....that guy is such a nick. lets go

by mrplanter January 10, 2009

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nick, the type of autistic fuck that always wears glasses with his physcopathic glare.
nicks often have green eyes, and tan, or light skin with short brown hair. they can be partially deaf and often mistake words for many things that don't fit the scenario, he's a fucking dumbass.
he's a crusty cunt that doesn't wear chapstick, his lips look like a bleeding anus. nick doesn't wash his hair, and has a disgusting amount of dandruff.

he also wears alot of blue, orange, and green.

"that's such a nick thing to wear"
"stop being such a nick, cunt"

by littleboypussy January 23, 2017

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the definiton of a player, flirts with every female living thing, one who is disrespectful to girls, very self considerate, uses girls to make the love of his life jelous. secretly feeling sorry for himslef, and wants others to give him sympathy, but no one cares.

mark: i really like that new girl

scott: yeah, she cute, but i heard the last guy she dated was a total nick.

mark: damn, that suck, im sure shes really hurt.

by noonnneee. August 20, 2009

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