netherlands

a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.

or maybe i got it wrong...
netherlands

by badkisser April 17, 2006

Nederland

Kick-ass country near England where smoking weed is commonly accepted (RIGHT ON!).

You live in Nederland?! Ya gotta get me some nederwiet dude!
-->(see: "nederwiet").

by Ddk October 17, 2006

Nederland

Prodominatly white and hispanic community, located near one of the most cracked-out cities in the world, Port Arthur, Texas. Focused mainly on sports, the citizens of Nederland are utterly oblivious to the amount of drug use that goes on. Nederland is one of the dominate 4A football dynasties of THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS.

Them boys from Nederland got the hook up.

by bigdog87 April 23, 2006

Netherlands

Ofcourse it's (...)ing boring here, but the UK is nothing better, shut up Sjembek. *superiority feeling* Anyway. The country now known as Belgium was once part of Holland, untill they stood up against the dutch king for letting them slack off. Now we have a frikkin small country and make fun of the Belgian people. The Netherlands are known for the Delta Works, which is a wonder of the modern world. We invented some snacks like Kroket and Frikandel, etc. Things like wooden shoes, windmills etc. are all in the past, although some still wear it, for example farmers. We are also known for tulips, weed, red light district and eating raw fish.

"Where do you live?"
"In The Netherlands"
"Oh, you mean with the Hookers and weed?"
"...Yes"

by Jan peter Balkenende October 16, 2005

the netherlands

A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.

Damn, I can't wait to go to the Netherlands after my senior year!

by dick trickle February 25, 2005

South Netherlands

The Southern Netherlands, Usually the provinces of North Brabant, Zeeland, Limburg, South Holland, and Gelderland.

Also where the greatest death metal comes from.

South Netherlands metal bands:
Prostitute Disfigurement - Veldhoven
Gorefest - Goes
Nox - Den Haag
Sinister - Schiedam
Severe Torture - Boxtel
Inhume - Panningen

by Metal6Head January 17, 2008

Netherlands

An innuendo for a the sexual reproductive organs.

Johnny: Oh man I'm gonna get put the old of staff of life right in Sarah's Netherlands tonight!

by TheBerries October 22, 2014