Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009
Get the Myspace whoremug. A person who is on myspace 24/7 and while on there Whores people in exchange to be whored (W4w)
Another stupid way of getting 4555124516565165 of friends that half you don't talk to or know.
www.myspace.com/rocksmysoxs
Another stupid way of getting 4555124516565165 of friends that half you don't talk to or know.
www.myspace.com/rocksmysoxs
Hannah:Hey Erin,Look at Cassidy,I mean...shes been on myspace at home and now she got the Iphone and is on at school!?
Erin:I know,wtf? I herd she got 440.7k of friends now.
Hannah:Pfft,What a Myspace Whore.
Erin:I know,wtf? I herd she got 440.7k of friends now.
Hannah:Pfft,What a Myspace Whore.
by Chooooobaccoaaaa January 14, 2008
Get the Myspace Whoremug. (Also called an E-Slut)
A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
So not shaving, getting a haircut and liking wuss music actually is attractive to these people. Killer!
by Mikal K March 5, 2005
Get the Myspace Whoremug. Tom:"Hey I thought Jon was comming?"
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."
Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."
Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."
by KyBrtJrmyJorge August 20, 2006
Get the MySpace Whoremug. by TheMonger May 23, 2006
Get the MySpace Whoremug. any person who has more than 250 "friends" they dont know on thier friend list. also if u are always posting comments saying " please comment...ill comment u back"
by TheBIGA July 17, 2006
Get the Myspace whoremug. someone who spends more than fifty percent of their day on myspace. Thinking that there is no other joy in life.
Shane :"Alyssa was on myspace all yesterday. Is she a ...?
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
by mada512 January 11, 2008
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