Mullet

the coolest haircut ever!!! short on top long in back, its just much awesomer than that of any other hairstyle.

I wish I was cool enough to have a mullet

by mullets rock June 7, 2003

mullet

Commonly found "downriver" in metro Detroit. Visit Taylor,Southgate,Wyandotte etc. Those wearing such hair can/will also be found with Skoal smokeless tobacco, and wearing NASCAR t-shirts, and dirty white high-top shoes.

Wheres muh Skoal??? Goddammit the race is-a-startin' in ten minutes! That faggot-ass Jeff Gordon be on the pole though!

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003

mullet

A hair-do of a white trash person who is caught in the 80's and drives an old beat up camaro.

Brock, I like your mullet.

by Mommy April 16, 2003

Mullet

1) Any one of numerous fishes of the genus Mugil.
2) A great haircut used in the 80's and in Canada. You have to have grande cojones to grow one.

1) "Dude, let's go to the aquarium and look at mullets"
2) "Dude, pwned by teh mullet"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

mullet

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.

"Hey... to hell with all you... Camaro's are cool."

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

mullet

All business in the front, and a party in the back

"Hundreds of 3 year old girls were raped by large men in tank tops with mullets."

by Goast February 23, 2003

Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.

Allie jones is a mullet

by i_smoke_rock December 28, 2005