lawn mower joke 

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

lawn mower joke by Colbath December 21, 2014

Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

lawn mower 

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

lawn mower by brophet October 16, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower 

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

taiwanese lawn mower by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Lawn mower 

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

Lawn mower by tecopux May 5, 2021

Lawn Mower 

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

Lawn Mower by Barndor July 30, 2021