Montreal handjob 

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.

Montreal handjob by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

Montréal Road Rage by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Montreal Meat Pie 

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

Montreal Meat Pie by manswer April 29, 2009

Montreal Tuxedo 

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

Montreal Tuxedo by growlerMonkey January 24, 2011

Montreal Screw Job 

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

Montreal Screw Job by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.

I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...

Montreal Breakfast by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010

montreal facelift 

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.

Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"

montreal facelift by drinkingham_tttttff October 28, 2013