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misquito bites

Having very small breasts
How disappointing, she only has misquito bites
by lameness1234 March 2, 2008
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Miquan

A nigga that's gone hold you down make sure your loved and show you the world even when you guys are struggling
Miquan is such a good guy
by Quaan.Amg June 2, 2017
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Miquelle

A beautiful woman who is very unique and wild at heart. Is usually small and petite but has the biggest and funnest personality! This girl is probably the coolest girl on Earth
My best friend miquelle is so funny and mean but still brightens my day
by Miquelle June 21, 2018
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miqueias

The biggest and baddest motherfucker out there. A Miqueias has a dick the size of the Eiffel tower with a god complex that shines above all others. When he slaps your girl's ass in the club, you turn around and high five him. When he fucks your mom, you enter and join him. This man radiates sexy. This man is a true alpha male.
That Chad is no match for a Miqueias.
by LIL ldiot November 6, 2018
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misquote

To correct someone, with a self-righteous attitude, on trivial and technical facts, which are irrelevant to the main point of the conservation.

Misquoters are pedantic and often annoying. A surprising amount of joy can be had when the misquoter makes a mistake in his self-righteous misquote. (See examples.)
Normal Misquotes:
Girl, after dating a misquoter for one month, "Happy anniversary, dear!"
Misquoter: "No. An anniversary is a year."
Girl: "..."

Girl: "AH! Did you see that? That bus almost ran me over!!"
Misquoter: "That wasn't a bus. That was a truck. A bus must have more than 2 passenger seats, which that vehicle did not possess. In contrast, the main purpose of trucks is to transport cargo, of which, that vehicle clearly possessed."
Girl: "..."

Girl: "Oh my God, my landlord tried to rape me yesterday!"
Misquoter: "God doesn't exist."
Girl: "..."

Misquote Gone Wrong:
Girl: "Wow! Miami was so much fun!"
Misquoter: "I thought you went to Florida."
Girl: "... Miami IS in Florida."
Misquoter: "..."
by Miss. Kwote March 8, 2010
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misiuie

Derived from the Polish word "misiu" meaning "teddy bear", it is the act of being a misiu. When someone is being misiuie, they are charming, loving, adorable, irresistible, delightful and you just cant get enough of them.
"aw bebe your being so misiuie today!:)"

"i love your misiuie smile!"
by lalkaaa February 22, 2010
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Masquerasian

Noun. Derivative of fasian. A term to describe an individual, who at a first glance appears to be Asian, but upon closer inspection turns out to be of another ethnicity, usually Caucasian.
Have you seen that hot Asian guy?

He's no Asian, he's just a Masquerasian!
by Queen of Rice September 2, 2013
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