A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.
by Oi dats wavy April 8, 2017
Get the Meltmug. by Sr893 May 14, 2011
Get the Meltmug. a northern irish term meaning to literally fock yer head up by confusing you when in a state of monged outness
by Nate Dawg March 11, 2003
Get the meltmug. When you shit it when someone of authority asks you a question if you've done something wrong and you get scared and brick it under the pressure and tell them everything.
Police: So where do you live
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!
by KripsKid :P April 16, 2010
Get the Meltmug. 
A roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in such a small amount of time.
by Alex Moosetafio June 17, 2008
Get the meltingmug. Verb: To sit, chill out, calm down. Noun: a chair, a seat, a couch, anything you can sit on may be referred to as a melt. Scottish slang. Contrary to popular beiliefs, melts can actually be played as a musical instrument by turning it upside down and hitting the legs with a wooden stick. This is commonly done in the streets of Warsaw and a person who does this is called a meltist
by -Kee- June 7, 2009
Get the Meltmug.