Melt

A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.

Oi you melt, shut up and go sell some healing crystals

by Oi dats wavy April 8, 2017

Melt

To chill in an area for a sustained period of time

Yo dog watchu sayin tonight?
Meltin in my area juu hurd?

by Sr893 May 14, 2011

melt

a northern irish term meaning to literally fock yer head up by confusing you when in a state of monged outness

i.e. stop it ye prick ur melting my fockin head

keeper'lit to the tokers elite, shibby

by Nate Dawg March 11, 2003

Melt

When you shit it when someone of authority asks you a question if you've done something wrong and you get scared and brick it under the pressure and tell them everything.

Police: So where do you live
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!

by KripsKid :P April 16, 2010

melt

crack cocain

you got any melt

by young dip October 2, 2003

melting

A roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in such a small amount of time.

I've been melting for only 2 days and I've gained 13 million experience points!

by Alex Moosetafio June 17, 2008

Melt

Verb: To sit, chill out, calm down. Noun: a chair, a seat, a couch, anything you can sit on may be referred to as a melt. Scottish slang. Contrary to popular beiliefs, melts can actually be played as a musical instrument by turning it upside down and hitting the legs with a wooden stick. This is commonly done in the streets of Warsaw and a person who does this is called a meltist

'just you melt.' 'this chair is a pure heavy melt man'

by -Kee- June 7, 2009