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bitch mate

A man who puts the bitches equal to, or above his boys (friends).
Man, Ethan Has been hanging out with Sarah a lot lately rather than us, he is such a bitch mate.
by Mateoiscool December 9, 2019
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Riker Maneuver

The act of eye-catchingly sitting on a chair with low backrest by moving your leg over it before sitting down. One should always look the person they want to impress directly in their eyes. Famously performed and originated by cdr. William T. Riker on Star Trek : The next Generation.
If you want to nail that girl, you should do the Riker Maneuver while you sit down.
by MalonMusk May 1, 2020
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microwave-meal mate

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
by kaneeky June 2, 2017
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Soul Mate

The person who right from the start you know that there will be something special. It's the person that you will mess up your sleeping schedule for and the person you think about all the time, even when you're out with friends. When you're with this person you can lapse into silence without it ever being awkward and you can be soothed by their presence. The connection between soul mates cannot be severed by age, distance, or any obstacle. You can see a future with this person and long to see it become real. You wish to wake up next to them every day and hold them in your arms when you both fall asleep. When you find your soul mate it is the most fantastic experience ever. And it's the person you were thinking about when you read this.
"Oh I'm so in love with you, I know you're my soul mate"
by Cheeky <3 March 1, 2015
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makeup

A shadow that people tend to hide in
PERSON 1:Why don't you wear makeup?
PErson 2:Its just a shadow im not gonna hide behind
by shut.the.fuck.up May 11, 2015
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Soul Mate

If you could love a single human being on this planet, this person would be first in line, waving their
arms frantically with a grin on their face. No matter where you go or what you do, they will always love
you, and every moment of pain you two share will turn into something amazing inside of your souls.
It is called the 'Perfect Match' because, no matter what terrible things befall you both, you will always
become stronger, and nothing, not even death, can stop it. They're the kind of person who, just by
existing, makes you want to run a little faster during exercise, drive a little safer on your way to work,
eat a little healthier every morning so that you can grow old and help raise your grandkids together, and
each little thing eventually becomes worked together so that you yourself can love them more and become
that same amazing person in their life as well. If there were any way to repay them for all they did and do
for you, it would be to live with them for the rest of your life and give back to them every second your aging
body possibly can. And maybe, maybe just a little bit more.
-"They're way too cute. Do they ever let go of eachother?"
"Do they have to?"
"What do you mean?"
"I've known them since we were all kids. They're soul mates."

-"Why are Mom and Dad so happy all the time?"
"You're still a little kid. You wouldn't get it."
"But..."
"They're soul mates. Wouldn't you be happy all the time if the awesomest person in the world ever was always with you?"

-"I'm going to stab you."
"BUT HE STOLE MY FOOD."
"Don't care. Stop looking at him like that and I'll put down the fork."
"I'd listen to her. They're soul mates.....Don't look at me like that. She also has a fillet knife under the table, by the way."
by NinjahLink September 1, 2013
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Makeup

When someone feels insecure about their face so the cover it with make up.

Its used to make movies, clowns, and other events
She looked beautiful with no makeup.
by stanedits_ October 27, 2018
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