Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

Mary Poppins pussy by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins 

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

The upside down Mary Poppins by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022

MaryPoppins 

a person not related in birth or marriage or relative that temporarily moves in to help a family until the can get on their feet. then when not needed moves on.

a very close friend of mine who always seems to help people in need. recently MaryPoppins a family.

MaryPoppins by kyle jerome June 22, 2019