fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016

up the mariners

UTFM what can i say, all town aren’t we

up the fucking mariners

GTFC
1-0 get in come onnnn
we’re the black and white army

you’ll never see us win

grimsby

up the mariners

by upthemariners October 24, 2019

Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 19, 2024