Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Maori

Extremely low IQ individuals with a high propensity towards violence and crime.

I'm going to smack your head in hey bro. Why? Coz I'm Maori and we punch people for no reason whatsoever.

by Truthsayer66 December 14, 2023

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't

Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

by Frogs fly goats sing January 21, 2024

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

by moopward September 20, 2025

Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.

Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF

by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011