The act of hanging around licenced establishments at closing time hoping to pick up lonely individuals.
by Welki April 22, 2016

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"
by dipshed December 21, 2018

Sitting in the front seat of a car and participating in any number of activities, including cuddling, kissing and talking.
by Lincolnrussianuglysweater December 1, 2015

Texas rapper who's serving a life sentence for cannibalism, in which he stabbed a roomate of his and ate her liver. Later, four cops had to tackle Lurch while he was out on the street naked screaming with blood in his mouth.
by Aiyo August 25, 2006

the art of successfully creeping on eachother via text, facebook or even old fashion stalking....or all of the above. may result in restraining order, death, injury, creeper status or being besties for life ! ie: alexis and Dillon
wow. that girl is such a dirty lurch...who is that?
its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching
alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !
its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching
alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !
by lex1143 May 6, 2011

ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(www.ocremix.com) when forums member "lurch" was told not to be an ass- "dont be an ass, lurch."
-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.
syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.
-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.
syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.
by Mystico October 18, 2004

Cockney rhyming slang for 'church'
by Revvji January 20, 2009
