Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 12, 2019

Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020

Longhorn

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes

Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip

by chaz ham johnson December 22, 2018

longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021

Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist February 17, 2016

latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 2, 2020