Lechoke is a product of hype, a hype machine who hasnt done $hit but is always being mega-promoted by the media.....especially ESPN.
He also ocassionally chokes due to pressure as his name (le-CHOKE) IMPLIES.
He's an alleged 21yr old (2006)...who has the body of a sasquash -> see "BIG-FOOT"...."PERHERPS IT IS BECAUSE....I AM CANADIAN". Who in actuality might be a senior citizen -> see "WELFARE A$$ GETTING SENIOR CITIZENS" = LMFAOO @ them .....HMMNN, SORRY BOUT THAT.
Also often called Le-hype Lames,Le-crap Lames, and of course, Le-choke, as he often does..
He's name is,Lebron James of the Cleveland Crappa-Players.
He also ocassionally chokes due to pressure as his name (le-CHOKE) IMPLIES.
He's an alleged 21yr old (2006)...who has the body of a sasquash -> see "BIG-FOOT"...."PERHERPS IT IS BECAUSE....I AM CANADIAN". Who in actuality might be a senior citizen -> see "WELFARE A$$ GETTING SENIOR CITIZENS" = LMFAOO @ them .....HMMNN, SORRY BOUT THAT.
Also often called Le-hype Lames,Le-crap Lames, and of course, Le-choke, as he often does..
He's name is,Lebron James of the Cleveland Crappa-Players.
Hey Chris, did u just see LeCHOKE brick the open jumper against KOBE "GOD" BRYANT and the LAKERS to lose the game ????
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Alice was dying from cancer but the Leche con pelo she drank saved her life.
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"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"
"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"
*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"
*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
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After spawning a litter of runt quintuplets, Gina has had a surplus of mothers milk which has allowed her to open quite the successful side business of fleecing Lechilldo's on the black market to spoiled, smitten teenage girls at Maple Grove Senior High
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