Digging up the leeks

The act of rigorous male masterbation, leading to a blister on the palm.

1. Mate, how’d you get that scar? 2. Beth’s been out of commission for 4 days so I was digging up the leeks.

by Craig2infrance June 10, 2018

She's a Super Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with braised leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She's a Super Leek Burger, it comes with braised leeks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Turn the Other Leek Burger

A burger that comes with leek

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Turn the Other Leek Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Good Night and Good Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Good Night and Good Leek Burger, it comes with leeks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

lake leek

When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.

Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!

by Fuckingamazing November 17, 2013

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

leeked

(verb) Synonym of leaked, but only in leek-related puns.

“The new AirPods just leeked.”
*Photo of a leek shaped like an AirPod*

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021