hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.

1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.

by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Lectured

Nonono motherfuckers.

Hym "No, I'm not going to sit here and be lectured by a fat-cocked piece of shit and his fat friend doing the shit you're doing. No. I've decided to do what the women are doing. </=6 you don't count as people anymore. You still get rights, like a dog but, no, we're not actually listening to the things you say."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024