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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT
"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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lause

(1) a lazy, selfish person whose always trying to get over on someone else and make a dollar.
(2) generally an out of shape flabby drug addict who never has drugs.
I had to hang out with a lause today who smoked half my pack of cigerattes and drank all my soda then asked me to borrow some money.
by MY-ler November 8, 2010
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Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.
"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
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Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta
Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu
by pak slupur April 20, 2024
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Lau :)

Someone who is silly and will care for in the darkest moments of your life, someone who will get mad at you and laugh at the same time, someone who can lighten up your mood plus being dummy
by YGT1T0 May 9, 2021
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Shadher Lau

popular bengali fold song talk about gourd reference to a penis, dick, or cock.
Shadher = Favorite, dearest, prefer one over another.

Lau= gourd, green vegetable.
Shadher lau babailo more boiragi. Lau di banailam dugdugi (jerking off a penis).
by itsalau December 15, 2020
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