Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025

dr brock landers

Pioneer anti weedpot activist

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws

by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023

Beast Lander

Someone who is willing to fight even the toughest of people for you, even if he knows the risks.

Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Landers

Redneck hookers with little to no teeth.

Don't go to Landers, CA... you'll die!

by Manda G. July 21, 2017