Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022

New Kelp city

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

by anthony443894893 December 07, 2017

Eat kelp

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 13, 2021

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020