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Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh
Jakey is wierd af.
by Alandog53 November 2, 2020
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Jakey

There was a Jakey on the side of the road
by Ok boomer February 15, 2020
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JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"
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jakeye

jakeye is like a doorknob
by itzzjalynnho June 23, 2021
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Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018
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jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item
OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass
by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023
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jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee
jakey is perfect tf
by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021
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