INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.

RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.

by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021

involuntary consent

When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE SORORITY IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT SHE GAVE INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.

by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023

Involuntary Knowledge

The ability to complete a task without knowing what your are doing or how you knew how to do it

Jimmy's Involuntary Knowledge is amazing! He's able to fix somehow almost anything even though he has no training.

by Sleepy Tree September 12, 2018

involuntary incel

Someone who cannot find women, men, animals, and or LGBTQ2+ sexual partners. This is due to certain features of the incel. Some examples are micropenis, obesity, attractiveness, potential autism and also straight up hatred towards some gender identities and sexual orientations.

Do you see those two involuntary incels Jeff and Adam sitting in this strip club. These women wont even touch them and thats their job.

by Homeless69 October 23, 2023

Involuntary Empath

That friend who can't help but absorb all your emotions like a sponge. They walk into a room, and suddenly, they're drowning in everyone else's drama.

"Dude, I was just telling Sarah about my bad day, and then she started crying too! She's such an involuntary empath."

by earlerichardsjr December 25, 2023

Involuntary prestige

When you get far in a game, then somehow lose all your progress.

Me: Oh shit
Not My Drug Dealer: What?
Me: My Minecraft just involuntary prestiged
Not My Drug Dealer: That sucks man

by iliketoshitmypants69 June 24, 2020

Involuntary Gravy

When you accidentally nut into your own mouth.

I was giving myself the stranger and ended up with involuntary gravy when I couldn't aim my junk.

by jhowtheone April 19, 2020