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Independence Day Shit

A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".
"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"
by The Don319 November 18, 2009
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independantised

Independantised is not a word.
Do not try and pass it off as such.
You will be found out.
"So then that country went and independantised itself."
"That's not a word."
by ubob7 September 19, 2005
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Usually it is used as a way to justify when a woman is rude to a man by saying she is an independent young woman. Usually it just means she is a complete asshole, because it can be distinguished from a successful, confident young woman which is less of a values proposition and less of a description of negative behavior trying to legitimize it. Usually it has nothing to do with capability and everything to do with someone yelling and screaming and saying I'm an independent strong young woman who can do what she wants even if it means being an asshole. Usually it is a sign of being common, entitled and often with strong mental illness. It is the opposite of a nice, confident young, successful woman because nice and successful are not prerequisites.
A. "Hey look at that strong independent young woman."
B. "Yes she just called that random guy on tinder a Pedophile because he said 'hey' and was a boring ass response"

B. "Yes her parents must be proud."

C. "Hey do you know that independent young woman?"
D. "yes she was yelling at her Mum and told her she was going to get a tattoo and was really trashy."

C. "yes really trashy and sarcastic."
E. "Hey did you see that independent young woman?"
F. "Yes she was so undignified and basically was the rudest person I know a man would basically be arrested if he tried that."

G. "Hey did you see that independent young woman"?
H. "Yes she hates children she is like evil"
by The Grad Student August 18, 2018
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Independent

Paying your bills by yourself. (Cell phone is not a bill) Without welfare assistance or help from mommy or daddy. Paying your own rent, not section 8.
That girl says she's independent doin it all by herself but wait she still lives with her mom.
by Jess610 November 28, 2010
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Independant

The man's way of spelling the word formerly known as independent. Independant recognizes that there are too many fucking e's in independent, and that only a woman would spell it that way.

Independant is independant of the bullshit of grammar nazis.
Johnny: I have a car and plenty of money, that makes me independant.

Suzy: It's spelled independent, with an e.

Johnny: You can't hear spellings in dialogue, woman.
by RockefellarIII December 3, 2009
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the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak
"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"
by McBurger66 August 2, 2016
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independick

when someone decides to stop being such a ho and accept a single dick in their life (and gine)
Sally decided to become independick when she met John, mostly because he was always down to visit pound town.
by GlazeHer June 12, 2015
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