heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS October 07, 2008
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heinous fuckery most foul

From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".

Used when bad shit happens.

The opposite of bee's knees
I spent the night in jail because of a so called "friend"; that is some heinous fuckery most foul.
by Ender December 04, 2004
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heinous blow pig

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
by Gran Pappy Mud Caddy June 19, 2006
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the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 04, 2003
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Heinous Work

Something so utterly outrageous and insanely heinous it is deemed as Heinous Work.
Jack: Yo man I really like this girl
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
by Kieran Markwick May 26, 2025
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Heinous Work

Something so utterly outrageous and dispicable that it warrants being called heinous work. It is imperrative that you lock in after this.
Jack: "Yeah man I really like her"
Kieran: "Did you hit that tho?"
Jack: "Bro that is heinous work"
by Kieran Markwick May 20, 2025
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heinous beaver

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.
by Dolly Dill September 09, 2017
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