john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

Heinz Sight

Having regrets about putting too much ketchup on your burger

damn, getting Heinz sight. this is really good though

by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017

Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Heinz-57

Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.

Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?

Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!

by bloodymarie April 15, 2010

heinous

adj; 1.) used to describe something terrible or very bad.
2.)also, used to describe something most outrageous, and awsome... gnarley

See 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; or 'Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.'

1.) "Dude, could you believe Mrs. MIller gave us a 'pop-quiz'?"
"I know, bra, that was most heinous."

2.) "Dude, did you hear that rip i just improved?"
"Yeah Dude, most heinous."

by Errie June 4, 2004

Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.

"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."

by Dekman August 26, 2006

haging wi

a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls

" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!

kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe

by theattacked!!! May 6, 2011