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cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.
by SensduStyle May 25, 2017
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Haiku

When a nude is sent
I once got a haiku.
by Yeetmaster December 9, 2018
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Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.
“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”
by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021
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Sokka haiku

A haiku which has a 5-7-6 syllable format rather than the 5-7-5 format. Invented by Sokka in Avatar, The Last Airbender, after getting carried away in a poem battle.
“That’s not a haiku, it has an extra syllable at the end, that’s a Sokka Haiku!”
by A person125 March 19, 2025
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haiku

A haiku has 5 sylobules then 7 then back to 5
by Jsanville2201@gmail.com May 20, 2018
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haiku-ku

A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.
At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.
by Valefar September 1, 2022
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The Khatlan Haiku

The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022
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