by laroxo December 01, 2010
A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.
At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.
by Valefar September 01, 2022
A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.
The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
by SensduStyle May 25, 2017
"Straight to the point like Haikus"
by LSCA March 11, 2022
There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.
Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater”
Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”
Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”
by Marterproductions June 01, 2025
A haiku has 5 sylobules then 7 then back to 5
by Jsanville2201@gmail.com April 03, 2018