A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019
Get the Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers mug.1. (n) A girl or woman from the province of Guantánamo in Cuba.
2. (n) A girl or woman from the city of Guantánamo (located within Guantánamo Province, Cuba).
3. (n) A girl or woman from Guantánamo Bay, Cuba (before it became a naval base).
2. (n) A girl or woman from the city of Guantánamo (located within Guantánamo Province, Cuba).
3. (n) A girl or woman from Guantánamo Bay, Cuba (before it became a naval base).
Guantánamera. Guajira Guantánamera. (Guantánamo Girl. Peasant Guantánamo Girl.) - lyrics to an old Cuban folk song made popular by Celia Cruz.
by Sean Kearney March 26, 2008
Get the Guantánamera mug.A woman who is usually considered fugly, morbidly obese, and or, just plain sinful to gaze upon who becomes beautiful once she lands at Guantanamo Bay Cuba.
The poor military men who are stuck on the base will seek out these trolls, blinded by lust. The poor schmucks just don't see them for who they truly are.
These "females" upon finding that they can get any guy that they want, start a journey of sorts or "Cock Quest".
Some Guantanahoes Iraq Princess will even try to use sex to their advantage to gain favors and promotion.
Magically, these sad little monsters quietly turn back into the hideous beasts that they are on the plane ride home after their tour.
The poor military men who are stuck on the base will seek out these trolls, blinded by lust. The poor schmucks just don't see them for who they truly are.
These "females" upon finding that they can get any guy that they want, start a journey of sorts or "Cock Quest".
Some Guantanahoes Iraq Princess will even try to use sex to their advantage to gain favors and promotion.
Magically, these sad little monsters quietly turn back into the hideous beasts that they are on the plane ride home after their tour.
Sailor 1: Dude check her out!
Sailor 2: Nasty!
Sailor 1: She is so hot!
Sailor 2: Dude, you need to go on leave. She's a filthy Guantanaho!
Sailor 1: I just got off of leave....
Sailor 2: Nasty!
Sailor 1: She is so hot!
Sailor 2: Dude, you need to go on leave. She's a filthy Guantanaho!
Sailor 1: I just got off of leave....
by Weatherbeatenghettobooty May 7, 2008
Get the Guantanaho mug.I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Guantanastates of America, and to the republic(ans), for which it stands, one nation, under Bush, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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Get the United Guantanastates of America mug.In reference to a males scrotum, which has been detaining sperm only to be released during a female partners ovulation for the purposes of reproduction.
“We are trying to have a baby and tonight we are going to free the little guys from Guantanaball Bay!”
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Get the Guantanaball bay mug.While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.
by JonDay April 14, 2009
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