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Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!
by LargeAndi May 16, 2019
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Gillette Violin

Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.
"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017
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Gillette

A woman who thinks she is the best a man can get.
Girl: you ain’t gonna ever leave me I’ll leave you first!

Boy: you go ahead and pump your brakes Girl: you ain’t gonna ever leave me I’ll leave you first!

Boy: you go ahead and pump your brakes over there Gillette! I got plenty of razors in my medicine, cabinet medicine cabinet! I also tend to prefer the straight one not the ones with 5 on the front and one on the back….. GILLETTE!!!!!
by Jaesin Wilcock October 6, 2023
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