fudge packer

One who packs fudge. Examples may be found in the catering industry or on a street corner.
FUDGE PACKER
1) Someone who distrubutes fudge into packaging
2) The act of pushing ones faecias futher up the rectum by use of the penis
by Lloyd Woodford April 05, 2007
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a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.
john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer
by acid bob December 22, 2008
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This word comes from gay men, mostly Gaybe Pier. Men who love to push each others shit in.
After a night of being a fudge packer. Gaybe returned home to push his boyfriends shit in.
by d-snuts October 19, 2004
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another word to say someone is flaming gay and takes it up the ass every night in his mom's basement.
John; Heyyy studd. Wanna go do the dirty deed tomorrow? My mom's not home so we have the whole basement to ourselves.
Billy; If I wasn't such a fudge packer I'd totally reject you.
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A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.
Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007
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An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.
John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."

OR

Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"
by CShields October 17, 2011
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