Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009

Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 5, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010

Fooping

(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.

(Noun): Foop

Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

Speaker 2- :o No way.

by Foopmasta August 3, 2011

Foop

the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015

Foop

Noun: An enormous crotch bulge. When someone has so much fat on their stomach that it falls below the line of their hoo ha or yoo hoo

That girl has the biggest foop I've EVER SEEN!

by ssorc March 16, 2008

The foop

Full of operational poop- coined by nurses in a hospital setting reffering to other nurses who seem to have information on everything and know everything, seeming to correct doctors and other nurses with a higher level of knowledge then themselfs...

Did you hear what the foop just said to dr. Tims!! She told him that the stitching on te wound was incorrect and he seemed pissed!!

Danny is a real foop whenever someone else has opinion in surgery....

by Dr knowitall November 2, 2010