Floof

Verb- To take your hand and use it inn a claw like manner to push somes hair in an upwards motion on the side of your head. While doing this the floofer sings the word 'floof' in the key of D. This is used to show friendly affection.
by Song and Dance Man July 29, 2010
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floof

To err, to blunder, to screw up.
Oh my gawd, I really floofed when I wrote that bad check.
by TXLogic March 06, 2011
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Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.
Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.
by Agent Peach February 16, 2021
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floof

extra ornamentation unnecessary for function.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Someone can also be a flooferhead. A person that loves to apply unnecessary ornamentation to things.
She floofed up the house for the Christmas party by putting 100 candles on the mantle.

The chargers were extra floof under the plates.

Martha Stuart is the queen of flooferheads.
by pamalamadingdong1 December 10, 2009
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diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!
by Colonel Lingus March 02, 2020
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danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.
Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
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by MyNameJuan April 06, 2017
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goof the floof

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.
by supressive_person August 05, 2006
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