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fisherman's dozen

Unlike a baker's dozen, which is 13, the fisherman's tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman's dozen is 9 fish.

Similarly, the fisherman's foot is a fish that isn't really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it.
"Yo, Cyrus, how'd you do out there? You fool any big ones?"

"Eh, not bad, Lem. I caught a dozen, and four of 'em were over a foot long!"

"Tell me, lad, do you mean a fisherman's dozen, and a fisherman's foot long?"

"You saw right through me, Lem, but they'll fry up nice."
by Oliver Faltz December 23, 2011
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Fisherman's friend

Fisherman's friends are little "mints" that actually taste like aids.

They are incredibly disgusting, although they cure the hell out of dogbreath.

They (Fishermen) sometimes refer to them as friends, but most of the time they refer to them as semen, because what's a fisherman without his semen?
Liam: My throat is really sore and my breath stinks, i think i should self medicate my throat with fishermans friends.

Sam: You might not want to do that, i heard fisherman's friend is a slang term for semen.

Peter: Oh...what's a fisherman without his semen?

Barnaby: A fisherlady?

Peter: No you fuck, he's a bad breathed mothertrucker.
by Exeterbigdog October 19, 2010
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Fisherman's lunchbox

A sexual maneuver that involves the male (the fisherman) double penetrating (or DP) the female with both his male member in one orifice, and a frozen piece of squid in the other.
Friend A: Do you know that girl over there?
Friend B: Know her, I pulled a fisherman's lunchbox on her last week.
by knowledgeable fellow November 19, 2013
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fisherman's queef

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long
timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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Fisherman's Scuffle

The act of sodomising a freshly caught fish, usually taking place in a secluded area by the side of a river or canal.
e.g I caught a whopping fresh water perch when i went fishing this morning, at least 8 feet long it was. I was so exited, I simply had to take it into the shrubbery for a fisherman's scuffle
by Big Daddy Fu April 16, 2011
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Fisherman's Friend

An animal (e.g. cat) that is brought aboard a fishing vessel. During long, lonely voyages, the fishermen get horny and make sweet love to the animal. This is what make the animal a "fisherman's friend."
Fisherman #1:"That 3-week fishing trip was sure brutal. I can't wait to get home to the bar to hook up with the first girl I see!"

Fisherman #2: "I'm not too bad, I had my Fisherman's Friend to keep me company!"
by Reddawg52 April 4, 2011
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Fisherman's fuck

The King's cup, in a game of Kings/Ring of Fire
Oh my God he just downed the Fisherman's Fuck... he's gonna get absolutely steamed now!
by CouldbeMaybe June 1, 2011
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