Evan

A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.

Hey Evan. Peepee

by Ben the Zaven slayer April 04, 2018

Evan

Hella cute!!!!! Very amazing to date and be friends with. Normally very innocent and smart. There's no one like an Evan, and if u can find one keep him <3

He's so adorable he must be and Evan. How did you get so lucky to find an Evan

by ItzCoplicated April 06, 2017

Evan

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.

I love you Evan. <3

by bub ;) July 06, 2010

Evan

a sexy fucking beast and one of the nicest person you will even meet. He can also be really gay

P1: Did you see Evan today?

P2: Yeah he looked fabulous!

by CAAARRRRRRLLLLLL March 15, 2018

Evan

Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy

Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy

by ATYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 20, 2018

Evan

A Boy who really needs a border collie in his life.

Evan asked his mom for a border collie. She said I will think about it. Then Evan got really sad

by Rouge July 14, 2018

Evan

Evan is the most cutest boy you'll ever meet. He's very protective. He has the most adorable smile you've ever seen. Every girl would want him because of his sense of humor, his smile, him being protective, and making you happy every day. When you see him you just want to go up to him and hug and drown him in your love.

Girl #1: "Who is that boy over there?"
Girl #2: "That's Evan, isn't he the cutest boy you've ever seen?"
Girl #1: "Yes, I just want to go up to him and shower him with my love!"

by imkindof.depressed November 07, 2019