a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good
so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade
so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade
Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members
by random person who went here August 02, 2021
Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
St nicks elementary school
by My moms kitchen October 29, 2019
A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
St nicks elementary school
by My moms kitchen October 29, 2019
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 20, 2023
A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008
by AK6865 May 14, 2016
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