Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 04, 2020
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
by GregGregGregGreg December 01, 2020
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