Douché

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

by CamTiki January 14, 2024

Douché

Pronounced like “Touché” a word most often used to acknowledge a clever or well made point by another person, “Douché has similar context but opposite meaning. Essentially it’s a response to someone who is a douche or is acting douchy after they state something obvious or say something really annoying. Can be said to the douchebag directly or used more subtly as an exchange with a friend who is also witness to a douchfest. Douché is an expression best delivered with a smirk or eye roll.

Douche from across the street - “I’m sure you don’t know this but “Dos Vientos” means “two winds” in ESPANOL.”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”

by AnitaRichman September 10, 2021

douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023