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Double Jew Prius Screw

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.
A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!
by ppoo383 December 19, 2012
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double jointed

She bends both ways sexually. They call her double jointed for liking both men and women romantically.
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double jack

A shooter that is made of 1/2 yukon jack, 1/2 jack daniels
Did you see Derek last night? 4 double jacks and he was done!
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Double Jack

When you assist your partner in jacking off.

Jacking off your Boyfriend the same time he masturbate.
Did you enjoy our Double Jack this morning?
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double jap

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.
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Double Jackhammer

When two partners penetrate each other's assholes at the same time with either penis' or strap-ons. A decent amount of appendage length and up-curve is needed to do this comfortably.
Jim: "I want to try some new buttplay with Alex but I don't know what to do!"
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."
by catapillarman July 10, 2016
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double jacket

when you hug your girlfriend and put your dick in her ass then another guy does the same to you
Hey babe you wanna do the double jacket with Chad tonight?
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