Ding Ding

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding ding dong

Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.

Not to be confused with a tralala.

"Oooh, my ding ding dong."

by sunshinegirl727 February 18, 2008

ting ting my ding ding

Ting ting my ding ding is an innocent way of saying "touch my weenie".

Jarred texted me "ting ting my ding ding", do you think he likes me?

by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017

ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

Ding ding duster

A very large or robust mustache

As used by Johnny Knoxville, 'look at the size of his ding ding duster'

by FrankW July 18, 2019

Rusty Ding Ding

A Ding Ding That You Put In Ones Anus Therefore making it a Rusty Ding Ding

Wow Ive Got Too Get Rid Of that Rusty Ding Ding From Last Night

by xXFro_YoXx October 1, 2018

Ding Dong Ding Ding

A doorbell sound

Ding Dong Ding Ding is the sound my doorbell makes

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019