your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.
by shilly April 30, 2008
Get the derk headmug. A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013
Get the derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durkmug. some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.
by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022
Get the Derkmug. 
by Stone Pony January 2, 2022
Get the Derkmug. A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like
by Binbmode September 28, 2021
Get the Derkmug.