derk head

your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.

anther meaning for derk head is you cant be bothered to call them nasty names so you say derk head

by shilly April 30, 2008

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derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

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derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

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Derk

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."

The way he touched me made me think he's a derk

by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022

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