derk head

your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.

anther meaning for derk head is you cant be bothered to call them nasty names so you say derk head

by shilly April 30, 2008

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

Dinkle derk

A silly goose

Charlie you dinkle derk

by boboschwabo April 29, 2021

derk

jerk/annoying

Ryan was being such a derk at school.

by kore is cool October 3, 2023

DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur June 8, 2018

Derk

Donkey Jerk

Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????

by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018

Derked On

The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).

Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m so much better than you bruv. Get derked on”
Guy 2: “Oh no, I’ve been derked on.”

by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021