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derk welkens

one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course
that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!
derk welkens by ceckboy October 21, 2010
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someone who looks slimey and greasy, or just derk for short
ken: what was that derk faces's name
will: oh you mean that greasy Ed
Derk face by geezy001 February 12, 2009

derk head 

your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.

anther meaning for derk head is you cant be bothered to call them nasty names so you say derk head
derk head by shilly April 30, 2008

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk 

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

Derk Magurk 

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
Derk Magurk by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009

derk merk 

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
derk merk by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023