Joker dat Hoe

When you ejaculate, or jizz, on a girls face with petals around your testicles and penis. Done as a practical joke and way of humiliation.
I ain't liking dat hoe so when I be jumpin dat hoe I be comin round the mountain when she comes, and Joker dat Hoe. Swing low sweet charriot my brothas, I'z comein' home.
by HoeLova March 30, 2009
mugGet the Joker dat Hoemug.

Hulk attack dat hoe

Rip off yo shirt, cum on yo knuckles, and punch dat hoe in da face.
Dat hoe wouldn't put out, so i decided to hulk attack dat hoe.
by Tyrone Shoes November 6, 2007
mugGet the Hulk attack dat hoemug.

super man dat hoe

v. To "super man dat hoe" is to interrupt intercourse just as male peak is reached, thusly spooge on the female's back, and slap a tissue ontop of the cum, giving her a "cape."
"Shii, daw', you should totally just super man dat hoe - shoot her in duh back and hit a CAPE on dat shit!"
by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
mugGet the super man dat hoemug.

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.
Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.
by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008
mugGet the ipod nano dat hoemug.

Apache Chief dat hoe

when you ejaculate on your partner's forehead then throw feathers at her face giving her an Apache feather headdress.
Never go home with Dan, he has down pillows specifically so he can Apache Chief dat hoe.
by marctar December 18, 2008
mugGet the Apache Chief dat hoemug.

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies
Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!
by king slong August 5, 2008
mugGet the King shlong dat hoemug.

supa soak dat hoe

To skeet in a gurls pussy
Jonny, did you supa soak dat hoe?
Yeah man, that shit was real!
by M0ddi=) November 28, 2007
mugGet the supa soak dat hoemug.

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