A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.
Also see chode and boner
Also see chode and boner
by Queeqwam November 22, 2003
Cricketing is the ancient act of running pants-less into the woods on the first nice cool day of autumn and rubbing ur unshaven legs together in celebration of the end of summer
Starting in mid October, just around dusk, if you listen hard enough.... You can hear the local women cricketing in celebration of a new season.
by StraightSpry October 17, 2021
Line sticker queen. A Wallflower with the most amazing smile and the biggest heart of gold you will find contained in a human body. Witty, Intelligent, Loyal, Sexy, Competitive and Contemplative. Writer, Poet and story teller extraordinaire.
Person 1: OMG those stickers are hilarious!
Person 2: Yeah. It's Crickets most recent pack. I bought them for the entire room.
Person 2: Yeah. It's Crickets most recent pack. I bought them for the entire room.
by cashpoint kirks August 18, 2022
by Not a piece of crap December 29, 2021
penis that is shorter in length then it is in width that uncontrollably shoots cum (purple headed yogurt slinger)
by queequm November 20, 2003
a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)
by I. M. Baked January 30, 2010
Worst wireless carrier to date. Don't waste your money, you will regret it when you see how bad the service is. Buy yourself something nice instead.
by saynotocricket July 2, 2010