Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 25, 2023
A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
by robstyrr July 08, 2010
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.
by deksper January 07, 2019
Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761
by penis guy man August 23, 2022
A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 15, 2015