coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

coordinize

coordinize (Coe-or-den-eyes)

• it means to organize and coordinate 🤌

Oh my gosh!! I am going to coordinize my bedroom… finally!

by Wahbam Kam November 21, 2021

chaos coordinator

Someone who sews chaos and thrives on it

She said she was a chaos coordinator. But which definition of it.

by troublem8kR June 4, 2024

coordinated fries

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.

"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."

by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 7, 2019

scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020