Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

CoffeeHouseCatastrophe

Only the best Quotev user to exist.

Uses gore/king/wrath/thorn pronouns currently.

When speaking to gore, address king as "Queen Huxley", if you do not know wrath before /hsrs
If you're seeing this, I love you <3

I believe in Quotev user CoffeeHouseCatastrophe supremacy

by Lovesixk August 19, 2022

coffeespoon

A small spoon that is equivalent to 1/3 of a tablespoon

I put three coffeespoons of sugar in your coffee. It should be sweet enough!

by blah255 October 29, 2022

Coffeeholic

A chronic condition in which a person craves drinks that are coffee and is unable to control his or her drinking.

Philip is such a coffeeholic whenever he sees a coffee shop he goes to buy a cup of coffee immediately.

by Barkumaru87 February 11, 2024